Eat and drink
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.
- Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
- Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
- Africans drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
- Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
- Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you
